Hey Everyone.

The picture, I'm the one in the back. I'm with my friend Tori. We had WAY to much make-up on! Crap. A girl likes me. Yes a girl. God she is a fee-reak. She smells, she doesn't wear underwear OR socks. She thinks she is goth. But she is in love with me. She has had a crush on me for a year! It's so gross. Everyone feels sorry for me, thanks everyone! I'm on the top of her list.

The List

*Chloe (that's me!)

*Sara (a friend)

*Devin (and another friend. she flirts with us. It's gross)

This girl can't flirt. It's halarious! She'll blink her eyes really fast and wave by wiggiling her fingers. It makes me want to gag. Or beat the shit out of her. Either one works.  I'm glad I didn't go to school today. A) she is in my dreaded Spanish class. I hate Spanish and I hate it even more because of this. B) Everyone will be all over me like awww I feel SO bad for you. Actully frankley, I love the attention! But it gets old. C) Um she CAN'T flirt. D) she's pissed at me. But she still likes me.

The plan: It didn't work. So I need comments from you, the reader. I told her I was going out with a girl. Then it spread and I had to tell the whole darn team wtf I was trying to do. Then I like got her pissed at me. Didn't work, she still has a major mondu crush on me. I think I'm going to go girly girl. She hates girly girls. Wait Sara is kinda a girly girl.  rawr. Help me PLEASE!