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We had to get rid of Jack. Or 'Jackie-ella' Long story but I'm going to tell it.

 We own this house right next door. We are renting it out and stuff. So we had these tenants who where horrible. They where running an illegal daycare and all that jazz. They had this little cat named Jack. Everyone loved him. Other tenants said he always wanted to go into there apartment, and they didn't think he was being fed. So we evicted these people. Then we're on our way to an ice cream shop for dinner and desert and there is a cat trying to get into the ice cream place, it was Jack. So we took him back with us, we fed him and just let him be a barn cat. We've been trying to find these tenants because they owe us some money. Anyway we noticed Jack had nipples and his belly was getting big. Um, then it clicked. Jack is a Jackie-ella and is pregnant. So we had to take her to the shelter. The people there where so nice, they said we did the right thing. We'll put her into a foster home until she has kittens. Then slowly take the kittens away and put the kittens for adoption, then put Jack for adoption. How strange I thought; someone is going to come in and say hmmm, see Jack. Then relise it's a girl. I was mourning last night. Poor cat.